whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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