He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We just shotgunned beers for America
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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