i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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