People with herpes should wear stickers.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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