I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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