Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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