I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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