Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
my shit smells like andre
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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