I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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