im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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