let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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