Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
smell my finger.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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