Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
