fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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