I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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