okay pat passed out under dana's car
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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