im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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