so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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