absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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