I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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