My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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