those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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