A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I believe in your delicious
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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