Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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