she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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