He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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