My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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