maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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