No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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