Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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