Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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