Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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