Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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