Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
