Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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