yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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