Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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