I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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