Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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