i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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