my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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