I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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