I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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