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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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