marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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