forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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