I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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