I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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