i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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