I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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