Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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