No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I forget how to act sober
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