Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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